The SEC has just popped the top on a scheme that doesn't quite rival Bernie Madoff.
In a case that gives new meaning to the British term "small beer," our courageous securities regulators today nabbed two guys who made no money running an online gag about Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Two advertising executives, Michael Migliozzi II of California and Brian William Flatow of Connecticut, agreed Wednesday to cease and desist from running a web site that solicited pledges from PBR drinkers to supposedly buy the Pabst brewery.
A 2009 story by Fortune's Beth Kowitt portrays the Migliozzi-Flatow effort, which aimed to scare up $300 million but actually raised exactly none, as "a gimmick as quirky as PBR itself" that started out as a joke but then took on a life of its own.
That November the two men set up a now defunct web site called BuyaBeerCompany.com, along with accompanying Facebook and Twitter pages. The site solicited no actual funds but encouraged users to make pledges that would be collected when the ad guys reached their $300 million target.
Those pledging would then be compensated, the SEC says, "with a 'crowdsourced certificate of ownership,' as well as beer of a value equal to the amount invested."
Only sophisticated investors would be drawn to that value proposition, needless to say. By February 2010, the suds-loving ad guys had managed, by their own count, to bring in empty promises for $200 million from some 5 million beer fans – an average of $40 each. One thing led to another, and by the next month, Migliozzi and Flatow were talking about incorporating their company and issuing shares to their many pledging fans.
Perhaps by this time they were drunk with power or something, because issuing shares is a no-no if you haven't registered with the SEC. Wednesday's settlement means, reassuringly, that the two won't make this mistake again. And the SEC? Perhaps it can investigate whether Coors is really "frost-brewed."
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