Nothing says Festivus like, "Hot deal, price explosion. Look at all these term sheets baby…"
FORTUNE -- From First Round Capital comes the gazillionth Call Me Maybe parody (and let's not forget Psy…)
I rib them with love, of course, for the firm has invested in some of my favorite brands, including Warby Parker, (the Gwyneth Paltrow approved) Birch Box, ModCloth, and Refinery29. Not to mention TaskRabbit, StumbleUpon, and Uber.
This year's video features First Round employees and the entrepreneurs they back. (The guys and gals of Sincerely, Adaptly, and Birch Box have moves! The men of Poppin are not afraid of being topless!)
If you're interested in working with First Round, send your resume, references, head shot, and Glee audition tape to human resources.
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